Shambl'z Bungwurd.
Jonkles 'Rink–a–Dink' von Flasdickstein.
Devout Christian
Loving father of 9
16x New York Times Best fella
Board–squirtified Jorticulturalist (non-practicing)
friend to every man
The Apex Redditor
lathe of the heavens
1/10 Dentists recommend
3th degree Black belt—theoretical jiu-jitsu
the bad boy of mayonnaise
The Good Boy of Tzatziki
Woman want him, Fish have, as yet, failed to clarify position—presumed afraid
A Man for all Sneezins
The thinking man's shelton benjamin
Everything you wanted & more
#1 Torquemaniac™
Founder of the term "torquemaniac™"
Absentee Father of nations
the fire in the eastern skies
THe Architect of Your Demise
The rated-PG13 Superstar
The Cosmic Pontoon
eye of the slorm
Legally deceased, 2006-present (tax stuff hehe)
2nd row, 3rd from the left
guy #4 in the holy trinity (uncredited)