Shambl'z Bungwurd.
Jonkles 'Rink–a–Dink' von Flasdickstein.
Devout Christian
Loving father of 9
Semi-licensed meerkat breeder
4x New York Time's Best fella
1/10 Dentists recommend
Lord–Commander – Toko Tv, 2014-2015
The thinking–man's Shelton Benjamin
the bad boy of mayonnaise
the good boy of yoghurt–based dips
one–time Diamond II – Rocket League
Board–squirtified Jorticulturalist (non-practising)
The rated-ma15+ Superstar
Apex Redditor
The Cosmic Pontoon
Black belt 4rd degree, theoretical jiu-jitsu
Father of nations (absentee)
Jack–of–all–trades, Master of all of them too
A friend to every man
lathe of the heavens
Lucky Ducky
#1 Torquemaniac™
originator of the term "torquemaniac™"
Silver medallist – School Lip Sync Competition, 2014
Woman tolerate him, Fish haven't yet made their position clear—presumed afraid
Everything you Wanted & More
The eye of the slorm
The Man for all Sneezins
The Caucasian Chuck Palumbo
Legally died in 2006 (tax stuff hehe)
Unrecognised as a human by 19 nations
2nd row, 3rd from the left
the fire in the eastern skies
THe Architect of Your Demise
The alpha and the Kenny omega
A handful of damp coins
Guy #3 in the holy trinity (uncredited)